Thursday, November 09, 2006

A glimpse of the future

Here's a great quote from Stephen Colbert, by way of Couric & Co.:

"Tomorrow, you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!" -- Stephen Colbert, a national treasure, on last night's Colbert Report.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Colbert & Stewart are comedy at its best...One of the best hours on TV. Both of these guys are very funny people that bring smiles and laughter to the end of my day. It's amazing how people get annoyed at these guys. Don't the realize they are watching Comedy Centeral? They shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Anonymous said...

All hail Stephen Colbert. He rocks.

My apologies to your employer (and my bro-in-law's) but the best hour of news is on Comedy Central at 11pm...or 8pm the next day for those of us who can't stay up that late anymore.

I saw an interview with Colbert and he is flabergasted by those who take his "character" seriously.

I mean seriously, how can you take a guy seriously when he creates the future of headline of Sadaam's hanging day as "Oh Snap!!" I laughed so hard, I cried.

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