'In the event of a flight attendant freak out...'

By now we've all heard the tale of disgruntled JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater. But no one tells the story quite as well as Stephen Colbert -- who has named Slater his Alpha Dog of the Week...

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Meanwhile, the Taiwan-based studio that brought us that CGI summary of the Leno-Conan late night debacle have recreated the flight attendant frenzy for those of us who weren't there to see it first hand...

Avoid the Noid

Domino's Pizza has new ad campaign touting a new tastier recipe and saying they've listened to the comments of their customers.

Enjoy Stephen Colbert's analysis of the campaign...

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40 years of manipulative Muppets

We all grew up with "Sesame Street." Share your favorite socialist brainwashing tactic of theirs in comments below...

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The most trusted sources in news

Here are some news updates from the folks at "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report."

First up, "Daily Show" correspondent Wyatt Cenac wishes the Democratic primary season had been a little more like "Lost."



I think it was Brian Williams who once described Stephen Colbert as a national treasure.

Next, while talking to George Will, Stephen offers one of the best explanations of liberalism and conservatism I've ever heard.



Finally, the toilet on the International Space Station has been repaired. Here are Colbert's comments on the plumbing problems last week that nearly had me peeing my pants.

Doritos at the Last Supper

I have no reason to post this other than the fact it made me chuckle when I saw it...

Colbert on canvas

Check out the latest (temporary) addition to the National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C...

Colbert smash!

Although I'm still a little annoyed at Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada for the way he ended Spider-Man's marriage, I did enjoy his appearance on last night's Colbert Report to plug the debut of the new Captain America and talk about Stephen's presidential campaign in the Marvel Universe...

Stop the cuteness!

All of the cute animals on the Internet have decided to stop being adorable as a sign of solidarity with the striking writers...according to the writers of "The Colbert Report," at least.

The logic of truthiness

Check it out...I made it on the Stephen Colbert blog, Colbert Nation! They challenged fans to attach Stephen's face to someone else's head. My entry got posted today.

Although, it's actually not very good. If I had it to do over again, I think I see ways now that I could make it much better.

But it's still cool that they posted it anyway.

WristStrong

Check it out...I signed Stephen Colbert's cast!

My name might not be as big as some of the others (Brian Williams, Katie Couric, Tim Russert, Nancy Pelosi) to sign the cast that will be auctioned for charity on eBay, but it's pretty cool nonetheless.

Find out how you can sign the cast and also do your part to your part to raise awareness for wrist health at Colbert Nation.

The Shield

I got busy last week and never got around to commenting on the publicity stunt involving the death of Captain America.

The Sentinel of Liberty was struck down by a sniper’s bullet in a recent Marvel comic. But as true-blue American Stephen Colbert shows us, Cap’s spirit lives on…

'Taste the truthiness'

Stephen Colbert now officially has his own Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor! Run out now pick up a pint of Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream.

Here his how Ben & Jerry's describes it...

The flavor, Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream™ is a decadent melting pot of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl. It’s the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth.

Here is some more from the press release...

Colbert believes AmeriCone Dream can make a difference. “I’m not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case.”

Stephen Colbert is donating his proceeds from the sale of AMERICONE DREAM to charity through The Stephen Colbert AmeriCone Dream Fund. The Fund will support charities of concern to Stephen such as food and medical assistance for disadvantaged children, helping veterans and their familes, and environmental causes. Said Colbert, “I will save the world.”

Colbert-O'Reilly Smackdown

Tonight's the big night, Colbert Nation. It should be great viewing as Stephen Colbert and his "mentor," Bill O'Reilly, will trade appearances on eac other's shows.

Colbert will appear (in character) on "The O'Reilly Factor" at 8 p.m. and the Fox blowhard will sit down on "The Colbert Report" at 11:30 p.m.

O'Reilly told The Daily News that he thinks the interviews will be fun and a win-win for both shows, pointing out that a lot of people who normally would never watch Fox News Channel might tune in.

He also said he doesn't mind Colbert using him for inspiration.

"I think it's fine," O'Reilly said. "I'm a prominent person in the media. I think satire is very, very entertaining for any society to have. I have never had a problem with it as long as it's not mean-spirited, and I don't think he is."

Let the truthiness ring!

A glimpse of the future

Here's a great quote from Stephen Colbert, by way of Couric & Co.:

"Tomorrow, you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!" -- Stephen Colbert, a national treasure, on last night's Colbert Report.