Wednesday, May 30, 2007

And the winner is...

The MTV Movie Awards are coming up this weekend. It is traditionally the only thing I'll make a point to watch on MTV all year and is perhaps my favorite awards show.

The show is famous for its irreverant categories -- like "Best Fight Scene," "Best Kiss" and "Best Villain," just to name a few.

With that in mind, Television Without Pity has come out with a tongue-in-cheek list of rejected MTV Movie Award categories. Here are some of my favorites:

  • Best Original Breasts
  • Best Adapted Breasts
  • Best Blowing Of The Minds Of Comic-Book Collectors
  • Best Reemergence From Rehab
  • Best Barely Veiled Scientology Parable
  • Best Randy Newman Song About How We'll Be Friends Till The End Of This Cartoon
  • Best Ending We Kind Of Didn't Get, But Whatever, Man
  • Best Performance By A Person Who Would Appreciate It If You Forgot All About That Last Movie He Was In
  • Best Scene Taking Place At Night In The Rain (Yelling)
    Best Scene Taking Place At Night In The Rain (Making Out)
  • Best Movie To See Drunk With Your Friends
  • Best Scene It's Awkward To Watch With Your Parents
  • Best Uninterrupted Stream Of Profanity


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