And the winner is...

The MTV Movie Awards are coming up this weekend. It is traditionally the only thing I'll make a point to watch on MTV all year and is perhaps my favorite awards show.

The show is famous for its irreverant categories -- like "Best Fight Scene," "Best Kiss" and "Best Villain," just to name a few.

With that in mind, Television Without Pity has come out with a tongue-in-cheek list of rejected MTV Movie Award categories. Here are some of my favorites:

• Best Original Breasts
• Best Adapted Breasts
• Best Blowing Of The Minds Of Comic-Book Collectors
• Best Reemergence From Rehab
• Best Barely Veiled Scientology Parable
• Best Randy Newman Song About How We'll Be Friends Till The End Of This Cartoon
• Best Ending We Kind Of Didn't Get, But Whatever, Man
• Best Performance By A Person Who Would Appreciate It If You Forgot All About That Last Movie He Was In
• Best Scene Taking Place At Night In The Rain (Yelling)
  Best Scene Taking Place At Night In The Rain (Making Out)
• Best Movie To See Drunk With Your Friends
• Best Scene It's Awkward To Watch With Your Parents
• Best Uninterrupted Stream Of Profanity