A sure sign that spring has sprung…baseball has returned to the Rooney backyard!
Kris glanced out the window today to check on the kids who were playing in the backyard and caught this sight. Apparently Nolan was giving Thomas some pointers on hitting and throwing.
And she says Nolan hit the ball Thomas was about to pitch in this shot. Way to go little sluggers!
The kids enjoy surfing YouTube with me for funny, kid-friendly video clips.
Their favorite at the moment is “Spider-Man: The Peril of Doc Ock” (see below). It’s basically “Spider-Man 2” condensed down to just under four minutes. Oh yeah, it’s also done completely with Legos. It even includes the sequence where Spidey and Dr. Octopus duke it out on top of a moving commuter train.
The other morning Thomas woke up and came down stairs to fine me sitting at the computer. He crawled up into my lap and asked to see the “apple bus.” I had no idea what he was talking about, but he insisted there was an apple bus video with a train in it.
Somehow I figured out he was talking about the Spider-Man video, although I still didn’t get the apple bus connection.
Then when Doc Ock appeared on screen, with his mechanical arms flailing about, Thomas declared, “He an apple bus!”
That’s when the light bulb went off.
“You mean octopus?” I asked.
“Yeah, apple bus,” he answered.
So without further ado, here’s Spider-Man vs. the evil Dr. Apple Bus…
If any of you Losties would like to get another look at that map that was on back of the blast door that lowered down on top of Locke, here you go (click it for a larger view)...
There are several phrases written Latin. Here they are with translations:
Ut sit magna, tamen certe lenta ira deorum est—The wrath of the gods may be great, but it certainly is slow
Malum consilium quod mutari non potest—It's a bad plan that can't be changed
Sursum corda—Lift up your hearts (to God) (this phrase appears three times)
Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse—I think we're on the same wavelength
Aegrescit medendo—The disease worsens with the treatment. The remedy is worse than the disease (this phrase is written near the two "incidents")
Cogito ergo doleo—I think therefore I hurt
Hic sunt dracones—Here are dragons (In the New York public library sets a small copper sphere known as the Lenox Globe. This 1503 artifact dates back to a time when the world, in its entirety, was yet to be explored. If you look closely at the Eastern coast of Asia near the equatorial line you can find the Latin words, hic sunt dracones, which translates to, here are dragons. These simple, etched words signified the end of "discovered" lands, words warning sailors of the uncertainty and dangers of the unknown. This warning held many a brave man in check but for a select few; it issued a silent challenge to push forward. These men recognized the fact that no true opportunity or progress can come without risk. They were willing to face their dragons.)
These are not all literal translations. When you run some of the phrases through a Latin translator tool online they come out sounding a little like gibberish, but these English phrases are pretty close.
Here's an interesting article Shannon brought to my attention. Soon in Massachusetts you will be able to buy Boston Red Sox scratch-off lottery tickets where the top prize is season tickets to Fenway for life.
I immediately told some co-workers about this story, which prompted one fellow Yankee fan to shout out, "That's no prize!"
No, not for Yankee fans. But we may get our chance soon enough. The Red Sox are the first MLB team to strike such a deal with a state lottery commission. However, the article says several other teams--inlcuding the Yanks and Mets--have plans to follow suit.
The Red Sox lottery tickets will sell for $5 and also offer other prizes, like Red Sox cruise packages and jerseys used in games, as well as more traditional prizes of up to $1 million.
I’m glad neither of my kids have ever done this—although I wouldn’t put it past them to try.
A 3-year-old boy in Minnesota managed to climb inside one of those “claw-grabber” toy machines. Firefighters had to come get the kid out. But he was laughing and having a great time. In fact, he didn’t want to leave.
This isn’t the first time this has happened. A boy got stuck in of these things two years ago in a Wisconsin grocery store and another one worked his way up the toy chute last year in an Indiana Wal-Mart.
Maybe there’s something to this? Lock your kid inside the toy box while you go do your shopping. We could be on to the next big thing!
Juggling is one of those skills I always wish I had learned.
I had some friends in high school who were really good jugglers. One of them even carried around a set of bowling pins in his backpack and gave them a toss during free time at school.
My brother learned to juggle in college. I remember him juggling eggs in the kitchen when I was little.
With all that said, enjoy this amazing clip forwarded to us from one of our neighbors…
I removed the link to Oh, SmAlbany! from my list on the right side of this site since that blog hasn’t been updated since December and I finally got around to adding a link to Aaron’s blog.
The new “Doctor Who” made its American television debut last week. Even though I downloaded all of the episodes last year, I’ve still been watching them on Sci Fi anyway.
Tonight Kris came down to the basement just in time to catch the last five minutes of one of my favorites, “The Unquiet Dead.” As the TARDIS dematerialized at the end of the show Kris said, “This is stupid.”
“This is good stuff,” I countered.
“You’re such a geek,” she told me.
This is news to anyone? I smiled and said, “I’m amazed I convinced you to marry me.”
Wow...we just managed to get through an entire hour of "24" where no one was killed. No bad guys died. No good guys died. Status Quo. When was the last time that happened?
Meanwhile, at least now we know where Desmond ran off to on "Lost." Too bad for him Jack took a page from the IMF playbook. Peter Graves would be proud.
A follow up to Friday’s post about Tom Cruise vs. “South Park”—here’s the official statement from “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone released Friday through their lawyer:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
For those unfamiliar, Scientologists who have reached the highest level of their church’s teachings are taught, among other things, that human beings are possessed by the souls of dead aliens banished to Earth by a galactic tyrant named Xenu.
Hey, it was a religion founded by science fiction writer after all.
If you haven’t heard, the word is that Tom Cruise threatened to refuse to do any publicity for this summer’s “Mission: Impossible III” unless Comedy Central pulled a scheduled rerun of the “South Park” episode titled “Trapped in the Closet.”
Viacom controls both Paramount and Comedy Central—and apparently Cruise controls Viacom.
The episode lampoons Scientology and subtlety (or maybe not so subtlety) hints that Cruise is a closet homosexual.
Back in January there was a story that Cruise kept the episode off the air in the U.K. It first aired in the United States in November.
This of course comes just days after Scientologist Isaac Hayes, who voiced the character Chef for nearly a decade, quit the show over the episode (conspiracy nuts think Cruise got to him).
The New York Post says “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who had some critical words for Hayes, have been ordered not to discuss the latest incident with Cruise.
So while he might be able to keep the show off the air, he can’t remove it from everywhere. Here’s a link to the entire episode on YouTube (until the agents of Tom Cruise get to them too). You can also find it on Xenu.net.
Man, this guy gets on my nerves. I recognize this means Cruise might not want to promote “M:I III” on this blog. I think I can live with that.
I’m currently consuming a free sample of the new Coca-Cola Blak. It’s essentially carbonated coffee, or as Coke describes it:
...a sophisticated, premium blend of Coca-Cola, natural flavors and coffee essence.
My first reaction was that it wasn’t bad—soda with a nice ice coffee flavor. But then the more I drank of it the more I realized that those are really two flavors that probably shouldn’t go together.
I predict a short life for this product. It will eventually go the way of Crystal Pepsi.
Besides, why would you give your beverage a name that’s so close to “Blecch?” That’s just asking for trouble.
Final verdict: it's not awful, but I don't think I'll go out of my way to drink another one.
If you wear green on St. Patrick’s Day (and why wouldn’t you?) make sure to stop into your neighborhood Stewart’s Shop. Everyone who wears green on St. Pat’s Day is entitled to a free ice cream cone!
Stewart’s says they dished out 120,000 free cones to green clad customers last year and they expect to serve up even more this year.
Last week I boasted to everyone I encountered—friends, family, yes, even total strangers on the street—that last Monday’s double episode of “24” was the best two hours of television I had watched in a long time.
If that’s the case, then tonight was perhaps one of the most depressing hours of TV I’ve watched in a while.
Let’s sum up: it begins as we’re still reeling from the death of loveable lug Edgar (along with about 40 percent of the rest of the CTU staff). Then they pile on with the further degradation of Jack Bauer’s relationship with his daughter Kim, the heroic death of disgraced CTU boss Lynn McGill and that tearjerker final phone call between the doomed security guard and his young daughter. Oh, but wait, we’re not done. If that isn’t enough the show ends with the death Tony “Soul Patch” Almeida.
Not the Soul Patch! Tony was the only other character besides Jack (and Kim) left from season one. You can’t kill the Soul Patch! C’mon! The headline to the LA Times article about the “24” killing spree says it best: “You are killing us!”
Is it any wonder the episode ended with Jack breaking down in tears? If this is the worst day of Jack’s life then this had to be the worst hour of that day. Let’s hope next week he starts working out his grief by doing what he does best—kicking terrorist ass and maybe torturing a few bad guys along the way.