Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Mapping out the Simpsons

Guide to Springfield USA
This is a must visit for any fan of "The Simpsons." You can file this one under the "people with too much free time dept.," but it's still pretty cool.

Here's an explanation from the site:
The mapping of Springfield began in the Spring of 2001 when we realized that no adequate map of Springfield existed either online or in print. Initially the content was collected from the City Profile and Springfield Vacation pages at The Simpsons Archive, but it has since been expanded by numerous viewings of most episodes of The Simpsons.

They also state the following:
The Map of Springfield has been added to the Harvard Map Collection of the Harvard College Library. The Harvard Map Collection is the oldest map collection in America, and has a strong commitment to digital resources.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Listen up!


This is not a picture of Chester. It's just a funny shot of a Basset hound I stumbled across and had to share.

The dark side of Doctor Who?

The Doctor Who New Series News Page at Outpost Gallifrey

In a recent interview with London's "Daily Record" Fourth Doctor Tom Baker, now 71 years old, says he would love to appear on the new series as the new Master.

That's the best idea I've heard since the notion of Sean Connery playing a Bond villain. But I'm not holding my breath.

Deep Fried Oreo Cookies!

Fairy's Strange Junkfood Tribute: How to Make Fried Oreo Cookies!


Mmmm...my arteries are hardening just at the thought! Yum!

Time for a filmstrip, class

Change Your Underwear Twice a Week:
Lessons from the Golden Age of Classroom Filmstrips


***BEEP***
Who doesn't fondly remember filmstrips?
***BEEP***
If you were really lucky, you would be the kid who gets to turn the knob that advances the film!
***BEEP***
Now there is a book that chronicles the filmstrip in all its glory...
***BEEP***
...and the lessons we all learned from this valuable educational tool.

Monday, September 13, 2004

More Gmail to go around

By the way, I have six more Gmail invitations to give out. I know no one on here was interested before, but I figured I'd mention it anyway. If you'd like a Gmail account of your very own, post a comment here or e-mail me.

Another 'Oops' item

New York Daily News - Entertainment - Inner Tube: Maybe an 'Apprentice' at ABC needs practice
It seems the pointless news crawl that ABC uses during "Good Morning America" is generated by the Associated Press. As a result, last Thursday headlines mentioning the season premiere of "The Apprentice" would air that night on NBC ran by about 20 times on ABC before someone caught it and pulled the plug.

Apparently, many suits at ABC were understandedly upset.

Friday morning, "GMA" went without the crawl, out of fear it would have had headlines about the "Apprentice" show that had aired the night before.

Cross your fingers, Brosnan fans

MI6 :: The Home Of James Bond 007
The British Tabloid Sunday Mirror is reporting Scottish actor Dougray Scott has been cast as the new James Bond.

He was the prince charming character in Drew Barrymore's "Ever After" and was the villain in "Mission: Impossible 2." He was also the original choice for Wolverine in "X-Men" before Hugh Jackman, but was forced to give up the role when filming ran over on "M:I2."

Meanwhile, Pierce Brosnan is saying not so fast. He's claiming he was misquoted or taken out of context in that Entertainment Weekly article in which he supposedly declared he was through with playing 007. He's not coming right out and saying that he wants to do another Bond movie, but he's not exactly calling it quits either.

I still think that when the next James Bond movie unspools at multiplexes everywhere, it be Brosnan starring in the role.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Tugboats, ahoy!

Waterford Tugboat Roundup - Waterford, New York

This picture was taken at last year's Tugboat Roundup in Waterford.

We took the kids to the annual Tugboat Roundup in Waterford today.

This was our second trip to the roundup. When we went last year, it was one of our first outings with Thomas. This year, we were accompanied by Noah Brownsey and his kids.

If you've never been to this fun event, then you should mark your calendar now and plan on checking it out next year. The kids have a blast seeing and boarding all the boats -- not to mention the all the music and food. Check out the link above for pictures and info.

Friday, September 10, 2004

More on the new Nisky alumni database

Here is a message from Megan Allen, Niskayuna Schools Communications Specialist...

Dear Niskayuna High School alumna/alumnus:

Hello! I'm writing with happy news -- the new Niskayuna schools web site Alumni Database is now live! (I am emailing you because your address
is listed in the database.) Visit the Alumni Main Page for all the details, at:

www.niskayunaschools.org/district/Alumni/alumnimain.htm

All information from the old database has been successfully transferred to the new database. Please note: Your username is now also your password. See
the "How to use the new database" link on the Alumni Main Page for all the details.

If you have any problems with the database, please contact me directly via e-mail (allen.m@nisk.k12.ny.us) or by phone at 518-377-4666, Ext. 207. This
new database is backed up nightly, so we won't have problems with lost information, as with past databases. I also hope alumni find this database
more user-friendly. If you ever have any suggestions, please let me know.

Thank you for interest! If you are in contact with any other alumni, please let them know about the new database!

Megan Allen
Communications Specialist
Niskayuna Schools

For up-to-date school news,
closings and other information:
www.niskayunaschools.org

From the Oops file

Former newspaper carrier sued over Cubs' deposits to his account

A newspaper deliveryman for the Hartford Courant in Connecticut named Mark Guthrie wound up with $301,000 being deposited into his bank account by the Tribune Co.

It seems that money was meant for relief pitcher Mark Guthrie of the Chicago Cubs.

Both the newspaper and the Cubs are owned by Tribune. The company wants the money back. They managed to pull about $275,000 out of the account before the deliveryman had his account frozen. He is now being sued by Tribune.

The good ol' boys?

Guess who the DUKES OF HAZZARD are?
I was a big fan of "The Dukes of Hazzard" when I was kid. Who wasn't? But for some reason, the idea of seeing Seann William Scott (aka Stifler) and Johnny Knoxville ("Jackass") as Bo and Luke Duke on the big screen just doesn't appeal to me.

Thoughts on Must See TV

I agree with most ctitics around the country: "Joey" didn't suck. Actually, it wasn't that bad. And when you consider that pilots are generally crappy, I'm optimistic that this show could develop well. I'm sure NBC will give it time too, unlike "Father of the Pride," whose days seem to be numbered.

However, one note of caution: Entertainment Weekly put "Joey" on the cover of their fall TV preview issue. They have a lousy track record when it comes to picking which new show to put on the cover. Some of the ones that stand out in my memory are last year's "Miss Match" with Alicia Silverstone and Jennifer Love Hewitt's "Time of Your Life" a few years back.

As for "The Apprentice," I generally find the second installment of a reality show to be a let down. However, I did enjoy last night's installment. It take a few more weeks to get a sense of exactly who all the "characters" are beyond the two-dimensional types that stood out last night -- the goofy guy (Raj), the mental case (Stacie J.), the tough-as-nails-bitch-on-wheels (Pamela).

Speaking of last night's show -- Kris and I both thought the idea for the little football man/car thing was cool. We thought that sounded like something our boys would like.

And what was the deal with Pamela only taking two people to the final boardroom? I coudln't understand why Trump was giving her the option at first. Who in their right mind would only take two people when you could play the odds and take three? But then, she goes and takes two. Whatever.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

George Lucas strikes again

The Stars Wars controversy
There were numerous rumors about more changes Lucas was planning to make to his original "Star Wars" movies when they come out on DVD. It seems one of those rumors is true. Lucas has digitally replaced actor Sebastian Shaw with prequel actor Hayden Christensen as Anakin's ghost at the end of "Return of the Jedi."

Purists are all bent out of shape about this. I don't know that I really care that much one way or the other. I've come to accept that Lucas will always be monkeying with these movies for the rest of his life -- there is nothing any of us can do about it.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

First day of school

Nolan just called me on the phone. He's home from his first day of
pre-school!

The conversation went something like this:

Chris: Hello?
Nolan: I went to school!
Chris: You did? That's great! What did you do in school today?
Nolan: I played with cars and I pretended I was a policeman!
Chris: That's great. Was your teacher nice?
Nolan: Yup.
Chris: Did you make any new friends?
Nolan: Yup.
Chris: Did you learn their names?
Nolan: (pause) I don't know.
Chris: Well, that's ok. You'll learn them later.
Nolan: Bye!

According to Kris, she learned upon dropping Nolan off this morning that day's agenda included a "field trip" to see where the potty was, reading the book "Hooray For Pre-K," learning each other's names and a craft.

I'm so proud of Nolan. Is it too soon to start looking into colleges?



Sunday, September 05, 2004

Hello? Is this thing on?

By now you've probably seen the advertisements for AT&T's new CallVantage service. If you thought it sounded too good to be true -- you were right, it is.

Digital phone service that works over a broadband Internet connection is all the rage right now. Vonage has been around for awhile, but now Time Warner Cable is offering it and Verizon will be coming out with it soon. TWC's service, of course, will only work if you use their Road Runner service for your Internet connection and Verizon's will only work if you have DSL with them.

But CallVantage boasts that it will work no matter what kind of high speed connection you have -- either cable or DSL. CallVantage and TWC both offer unlimited local and long distance, but AT&T is about $5 cheaper than TWC (and you get the first six months for only $19.95). Also, CallVantage offers a whole bunch of extra features that TWC either makes you pay extra for or doesn't even offer at all.

On paper, it sounds like a no-brainer. We would be saving money, and get all these cool new features -- like voicemail we could retrieve anywhere online or in our e-mail and even be able to forward to people as e-mail attachments. So we decided to sign up.

But first, we noticed that there were some disadvantages. They way it works, we would be sent a special box that would connect to our phone and cable modem. But only one phone could be connected to it. So we would now only be able to have one phone in the house. Well, that was ok -- we have a cordless phone and our house isn't that big. Besides, we figured in the future we could always buy a new cordless phone that comes with two or more handsets. But also, since our service was dependent on this special box (called a telephone adapter, or TA) it meant that if we lost power or the TA became damaged, we would also lose phone service. Plus, when we called 911 it would go to a regional operator -- like when you call from a cell phone -- as opposed to going to our local 911 operator.

These were all things we thought we could deal with.

Now before, we had MCI. It turns out that for some reason, we couldn't switch from MCI to CallVantage. So we had to go to regular AT&T service for about a week and then switch from that to CallVantage (first sign of trouble).

It took a little longer than promised, but eventually our TA arrived in the mail and I eagerly hooked it up to our modem and phone. I was very excited to be so "cutting edge."

We were told that after connecting the TA, it would take another day or two before we were fully switched over to the new service. Instead, it took about four or five days.

For the first few days, it seemed to be working fine. There were a few kinks, but I figured that was just us getting used to this new type of phone service. Then, on our first weekend with CallVantage, the real problems arrived. Often, people on the other end of our phone conversations wouldn't be able to hear us. Other times, our phone would never ring -- instead calls would just go straight through to our voicemail. Our name was not showing up properly on other people's caller ID and their names were not showing up as they should on ours. Sometimes the whole phone just wouldn't work at all -- no dial tone or anything.

Eventually, after reading the instruction manual that came with the TA, it sounded like what I needed to do was download new software for my router. So I tried that and it seemed to fix the phone, but I haven't been able to establish a VPN connection with work ever since.

The phone was working fine for about four days, but then the problems came back and we returned to square one. This time I tried calling their tech support hotline. I was instructed to enter my phone number, and then was told by the recording that my number was not recognized as a CallVantage number. It asked me if I wanted to talk to a representative about ordering the service, and after trying a few times to get through I figured I'd answer yes to that question, hoping whoever I spoke to could connect me. Instead, I got a recording telling to call back during regular business hours (this was a Saturday afternoon).

So I e-mailed them with my complaints. About 24 hours later I got a response apologizing for my problems and telling me to call them -- at the same number that didn't work for me before! This time I did get through, but the person I spoke to was not particularly helpful and had no concrete solutions to my problems.

After one more day of missed or cut-off phone calls, I had it. Kris wanted to bail out much earlier. I was still excited by the idea of the service and really wanted to make it work. But enough was enough. So I called MCI and asked them switch me back. But remember how couldn't we go from MCI to CallVantage? Same problem in reverse. Once again, we have to go to regular AT&T before we can switch back to the MCI service we had before. I had to call CallVantage to tell them I wanted out (we had 30 days to get out before we would be locked in for a year). It took me more than a half hour on the phone and I had to speak to three different people to get that done. We're still on the CallVantage service now, six days later, waiting for regular AT&T to kick in so we can get rid of that too and go back to the MCI service that we actually were never unhappy with in the first place.

So here's the bottom line: if you're considering AT&T CallVantage, don't. It sounds great, but unfortunately it's not all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it sucks.

Happy Labor Day

Well, it's over. We're back from our final trip of the summer. We went to visit Kris' friend Marlene and her family over the weekend. That was our last road trip for a while.

The summer started with our big trip to Kentucky. We'll wrap it all up with a cookout tomorrow at mom's with Annie's family.

And then on Wednesday...Nolan starts pre-school!

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

A statement from the captain

Yankees unfazed the day after
Ok, after this I'll let it go. Here are a couple of quotes from Yankees captain Derek Jeter on the big loss...

"If someone told you at the beginning of Spring Training that you'd go into the last month with a 3 1/2-game lead, I think most teams would take it," said Derek Jeter. "People talk about our problems, but we still have the best record in the league. A lot of people would like to have our problems."

"It was embarrassing. No matter how you look at it, though, it's just one game," Jeter said. "It's not how you win or lose, it's whether you win or lose. It's one day. It's not like football season, where we have to wait a week and think about it. In a couple of hours, we'll be out there again."

Niskayuna All Stars in Cooperstown

Cooperstown Dreams Park - LIVE GAMECAM
How cool is this?!? My nephew Louis and his baseball team are playing in a tournament for 12-year-olds in Cooperstown. His dad, Rocky, just called me to let me know that there is a live feed of the game on the Web.

I expected just still images from a webcam, but it is actual live streaming video and audio. The game started at 4 p.m., so click the link to see if it's still going!

Niskayuna is the team in red. Louis is wearing number 8 and is playing third base.

UPDATE:
The Nisky All Stars won the 4 p.m. game. They're playing another that started shortly after 6 p.m.

More on the disaster in the Bronx

Yanks Fretting and Red Sox Are Flying
The Boston fans I know have had their fun. Here's a sample from my inbox:
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Aaron said:
I'm not going to go to crazy yet, but I need to share with you what a fellow Red Socks fan said to me at work this morning. He said that "The Red Soxs now have 22 reasons why they are still in the race". I thought that was rather appropriate. Do you think the Yankees have a flag for the record they tied last night?

And then Aaron piled on some more with:
I bet you wish you had "big game" pitchers like Pettite, Wells, Clemmons and the Unit. Any one of them could pull you out of this history-in-the-making slide you are in. We all know Brown's back will go into the dumber before the end of the year... Maybe A-rod could pitch for you.

Upon being reminded that it only counts as one loss, Shannon said:
A HUGE,RECORD-BREAKING, DEMEANING, EGO-CRUSHING LOSS, but still just one loss.

And right here on this blog, Michelle said:
What was up with that?? Dan and I laughed our heads off! Trust me we know George will just go out spend spend spend to fix what ever is wrong with the Yankees but as a Sox fan we are going to enjoy it for the day.
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At least Michelle has her head in the right place and recognizes that her joy is temporary at best.

This snippet from Jack Curry at the New York Times best sums up my outlook:

Despite the terrible loss, the Yankees are still in first place and they still have a more favorable schedule than Boston and the other wild-card competitors. When was the last time the Yankees were even mentioned in the wild-card chase? The Red Sox, the Angels, the Oakland Athletics and the Texas Rangers all play one another. The Yankees must face only Boston.

"There's a certain level of embarrassment there, no question," Torre said. "Something like this, you have to bounce back from. It's one game. You move on."

Maybe this is what the Yankees needed. A little reminder that they will not boogie to a title as if no one else is on the dance floor. A little reminder that they are a flawed team if they pitch poorly. A little reminder never hurt any team, especially one that let a huge lead in the division vanish so quickly.


We'll still see who has the last laugh. See you in October.