'Bring out yer dead!'

Who's that in my casket?
So this guy is hit by a train and killed. The body is messed up pretty bad, but the family identifies him.

Then at the funeral, just the casket is being loaded into the heasre, the daughter is told she has an urgent phone call. Guess who's on the other end of the phone?

It seems dad isn't dead after all, and didn't know he was supposed to be until he saw his own obituary in the paper. He went to his daughter's house and the woman who answered the door fainted. He called his daughter and she flipped out, thinking she was losing her mind and that there was a ghost on the phone.

No one has any idea who is in the casket.